Choose your bra at the Holiday Inn Winchester

Travelling around the country, giving talks as I do, I occasionally have to spend a night away from home. Many hotel chains issue customers with loyalty cards and after you have spent about a thousand pounds with Holiday Inn your card becomes gold, which means that you are now entitled to a free copy of i newspaper, price 20p, delivered to your room whereas everybody else has to pick up their free copy at the reception desk on their way to breakfast. A few weeks ago, whilst staying at the Holiday Inn, Winchester which, incidentally is a splendid hotel with friendly staff and fine cuisine, I noticed that not only did they provide the standard Holiday Inn Pillow Menu but they also encouraged me to avail myself of the brassiere menu. Now, if a pillow menu is for choosing pillows then a brassiere menu must surely be for choosing bras.
Waitress, I'll have the breast of.....